due to my laptop melting to the point that it’s no longer functional, and my tenuous grip on most facets of my life, i’m going to be taking a break from tumblr. lost access to skype with the laptop, so i’ll be checking my inbox here if anyone needs to get in touch. gonna miss you guys xx
"Oh, what a cute little mouse!"
"It’s not a mouse! It’s a marsupial called an antechinus."
"Sorry, evolution, my mistake. Still cute, though."
"Isn’t he? And he’s excited, because he’s almost eleven months old, and that means he finally gets to start mating."
"Aw, that’s nice."
"He’s going to run around getting it on with as many females as he can for the next two or three weeks."
"And he’ll have sex with each of them for up to 14 hours at a stretch."
"And he’ll get so exhausted from all the frantic mating that his fur starts falling off, and he contracts gangrene."
"What? Jesus. Then does he take a break, at least?"
"Nah, not really. He basically keeps doing it until he gets so sick and stressed out that he dies. ‘Suicidal reproduction,’ I’m calling it.”
"Are you serious? He’s going to mate himself to death?”
"Yeah, but he doesn’t know it yet. Happy coming-of-age, antechinus!"
"You’re sick, you know that?"
Anonymous said: sTOP SEXUALIZING LEGOS!
oh wait you said stop
WE TALKED TO THE ARTIST BEHIND THE BEADED TIM HORTON’S CUP THAT EVERYONE’S CONFUSED ABOUT
where derek is rapunzel!beard, in his tower where he writes poetry and paints and his beard gets long. and stiles tugs on it one day and climbs up to meet the man of his dreams
or his stubble grows when he lies or his beard doesn’t disappear when he’s a werewolf anymore since it’s gotten bushy
or he’s a wizard who draws his power from his beard and when he uses all his magic to save stiles and scott, he just has stubble and stiles sees his beautiful face. but derek thinks stiles just likes him for his looks and he’s sad until stiles is like, i miss your beard.
I hate when I read pieces that just assume Hamlet was a full-time Emo Teen even prior to the play’s events I mean
Hamlet was a Nerd he wrote shitty love poems about his girlfriend and was so into drama club in college probably and he literally writes an entire play and insists on the players putting it on just to see what his uncle will do how can you assume he was anything more or less than a huge dork before his dad got murdered
"Does giving up a baby for adoption erase all the extra personal expenses shelled out over the course of a pregnancy? Does it magically restore any pay or chance at advancement that you might have lost? Does the act of adoption fully return your body to its pre-pregnancy, uninjured state, such that you don’t need time off work to recover afterward? Does it decrease the cost of taking care of pregnancy-induced diabetes or other pregnancy-related conditions that don’t heal up right away? I don’t think so."-Reproductive Choice Is About More Than Getting ‘Fat’—It’s About Bodily and Economic Autonomy (via brutereason)
You had me at mini flaming crossbow