There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to murder you.
My thoughts are stars I can’t fathom into knives
Scott saving the little kids.
casually point out the boy in the red shirt.
teen wolf => red shirts = danger
i want a scene where all the teenagers are discussing the virgins theory with chris and stiles says that he’s the only one of them in danger and chris says “and allison” and they all stay silent and chris shoots scott multiple times with normal bullets
thE CARVER TWINS IM SCREAMING
OMFGGGG THEY KNOWWWWW
To be fair HOW COULD THEY NOT?
*KNOT.
season 4: allison and stiles get sick of nobody listening to their superior plans, become super villans, defeat everyone in half an hour
teen wolf: a show where men talk about doing stuff while allison does stuff
I think they really missed the chance to make ‘bioluminescent’ Scott’s word of the day.
Our city council is having an argument with a local puddle.
(Hat-tip to Forcedirected!)
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

Here’s what I have to say to Scott McCall haters.
He is literally the TV, werewolf version of Captain America.
Like, he wants to save people? He wants to keep people safe? He feels responsible for people, regardless of if he has a relationship/good relationship with them? He forgives people who fuck him over and even works with them sometimes? He’s kind and moral and just a good dude???
Also like
HE’S LITERALLY WEARING AN AMERICAN FLAG ON HIS PERSON, SO???????????
