Mitchell: You want to watchThe Real Hustle?

George: Oh, I’d really like that. Women - you think you’re such authorities, like the way you deal with emotions is the only way.

Mitchell: It’s not on.

George: Yeah, it is. It’s on at 10.30.

Mitchell: No, they’ve moved it.

George: No, you’re kidding me?

Mitchell: Oh, I don’t believe it.

George: No, I was looking forward to that.

Mitchell: 10:30, Thursday! That’s Real Hustle time. A fucking child knows that!

George: Can I not just have one good thing in my life?

Mitchell: It just drives me insane when they move stuff around!

George: Don’t I deserve one bloody crumb of happiness?

Mitchell: We’re supposed to check? Every week? Like we don’t have anything else to do? Is it our responsibility?! Why is it down to us?!

George: I saw a preview. They were going to do a con about cashpoints.

Mitchell: Really? I would have loved that. You bastards!